Monday, February 2, 2009

Express Yourself?


We all know that motherhood can be the most challenging time in a woman's life. There are so many important decisions to make. Being informed and acting at the right moment can make the difference between raising a Marilyn, a Jackie or God forbid, a Rose.
I am touching on the very sensitive topic of when to let your daughters start dressing themselves. Most women face their closet every morning and go in with a Marilyn, Jackie or Rose mentality. Let's talk about the differences.
First, we have our Jackie. Truth be told, most mothers would love to imagine their daughters possessing the style and grace associated with her and if you do it right I believe the Jackie can be achieved. There's a certain elegance and respect for ones body that the Jackie eminates. You could argue that becoming a Jackie means being raised by a Jackie.
Marilyn's tend to choose attire based on sensuality. Is their choice motivated by a sense of ownership and pride of their womanly attributes or are these the girls whose mother's denied them any freedom of choice in their wardrobe and now as grown women are acting out by spilling out? This idea leads us into an entirely different situation. The rare occurance of the Rose McGowan.
The Rose McGowan. When I think Rose McGowan, I think bare naked ass walking down the red carpet arm in arm with Marilyn Manson. I can't stay here long because even the idea of one of my daughters going down this road has me considering polygamy and by that I mean forcing them to wear long sleeve prairie gowns and french braids. This result could be from the mother who was too willing to give their daughter freedom of dress. These girls need to see a professional. Here are a few professionals to turn to: Tom Ford, Oscar DeLaRenta and CoCo Chanel.
Of course I realize that not all girls will fit into one of these categories. You will also have your Annie Hall, young Gwen Stefani and Little Kim.
I think what mothers need to remember is that setting a good example is key. Don't forget that you are in charge of what is purchased at the store. If you don't approve then don't bring it home. So, for now, as Sophie tries to sneak shorts that are 2 sizes too small and a strappy tank top out the front door and Madeleine dons her Snow White Halloween costume and rain boots, I will hope and pray that maybe we'll move somewhere cold so they'll have to cover up anyway.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Kit Bits

My sister, the makeup artist,
shares vital product knowledge....

Top Mascaras

1. Super Nova by Fresh
2. Lights, Camera, Lashes by Tart
3. Buxom by Bare Minerals

Top Concealers

1. Amazing Concealer by Amazing Cosmetics
2. Time Balm by The Balm
3. Full Cover by Makeup Forever

Rhyme and Reason - The Green Edition


As previously explained , I am new at this. I thought a short explanation of my intentions would serve anyone willing to spend their time here.

Sound Therapy will be posted at the top, right hand corner of the page. This is a weekly updated list which I hope will include something you love, something you have never heard before or something you had tucked away.

The bottom of my page will feature a movie review. I am addicted to cinema and heart movies big time. This will include items I rent or see at the theater. Don't forget it's just my opinion and I would love to hear any comments you have as well.

There it is. Anything else you find on my page will be misc thoughts that needed a home. Please don't forget to leave me feedback. I am eager to hear what you have to say, good or bad. I am looking forward to the adventure of blogging. Holla!

A Woman Apart


I've come to a conclusion. Sometimes one must compromise to stay relevant. I wouldn't say that I hate blogs or blogging or bloggers. What I will say is that I have been secretly fighting a war against blogs. I don't read them. I don't log on to see parents recent attempts at photography of their children. Don't think me cold or bitter... consider fearful or timid. Afraid I would be pouring hours into participating in a short lived craze I shunned blogs. As my good friend Stock used to say "If your scared go to church." Even though church had worked in the past somehow, this time, it was not the answer. I had to face this fear of blogs head on and stop acting like an asshole and start a blog already. What's the big freakin' deal anyway? My final push was an email I received this past week from a friend. Since I don't want to use real names without permission and to protect the innocent, we'll just call her Schmeslie Schmalentine. Her email was a link to a blog that she found entertaining. Knowing that Schmeslie is not easily amused I was intrigued. Schmeslie was right. This blog was genius. Funny annecdotes on all of my favorite guilty pleasure shows and more... irresistible. Schmeslie, if you're reading this, I hope you have comfort in knowing that your email was not in vain and has opened a new door in my stale housewife existence. A woman apart I am no more.